Restroom Graffiti


The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
-Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
-Houghton Library, Harvard University, Cambridge, Massachusetts.

God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
-The Irish Times, Washington, D.C.

To do is to be. -Descartes
To be is to do. -Voltaire
Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra
-Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, Arizona.

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
-Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
-Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, Arizona.

Make love, not war. - Hell, do both, get married

God is dead. - Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. - God
-The Tombs Restaurant, Washington, D.C.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
-Revolution Books, New York, New York

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
- Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

Express Lane: Five beers or less
-Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Phoenix,AZ.

You're too good for him.
-Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA.

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