Mom's Quips and Quotes

Cleaning out my mother's computer after she fell off the perch, I found a document containing the following:

“Teasing” is just aggression
     with a mask -


There is much more to life than
how long you live.
  


Anybody  who  claims  to  have  objective  knowledge
about  anything  is  trying  to control and dominate
the rest of us. 


Usually parents who are lucky in the kind
of children they have,  have children who
are lucky in the kind of parents they have.



She really is smart – not Jeopardy smart
but Wheel of Fortune smart.


        Get back to me soon, you know
        how touchy we old people are.

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