How to stay out of trouble.

1. Never play cards with someone called "Doc".

2. Never eat at a place called "Mom's" -- unless the only other place available is called "Eats", in which case, eat at Mom's.

3. Never go to bed with someone who has more problems than you.

[You might want to ponder the ramifications if everyone held to that last one.]

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