Thought for today

I cling to the hope that all the humans will die and Mother Nature will sigh, “FINALLY! So glad those ungrateful MFers are gone. Everyone else in the Garden of Eden, you all are now free to move about the cabin. Enjoy the rest of the ride. Should be smooth sailing from here on out.”

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