Bubba's High Tech Glossary

BAR CODE: Them's the rules for fightin down at the local tavern
BUG: The reason you give for callin in sick
BYTE: What them black flies do
CACHE: Needed when you run outta food stamps
CHIP: Munchies for TV
CRASH: What you do when you go to Junior's party
DIGITAL: Art of countin on your fingers
DISKETTE: Female disco dancer
DOT MATRIX: Old man Matrix's wife
DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood offen the truck
ENTER: " Northerner talk for ""Come on in, y'all!"""
FAX: What you lie about to the IRS
FLOPPY DISK: Whatcha get from carryin too much farwood
HACKER: Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smokin
HARD COPY: Pictures you look at when selectin a tattoo
HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in wintertime
INTERNET: Where cafeteria workers put their hair
KEYBOARD: Where the keys to the John Deere are kept
LAP TOP: Where the cat sits
LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood
LOG ON: Makin the stove hotter
MAC: Bubba's favorite fast food
MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn
MEGA HERTZ: What yer head feels like after 17 beers
MICRO CHIP: What's left in the munchies bag
MODEM: What I did to my hay fields
MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove
MOUSE PAD: Hippie talk for a rat hole
MOUSE: What eats the grain
NETWORK: Scoopin up the big fish afore it breaks the line
ONLINE: Where to stay when takin a sobriety test
PORT: Fancy highlander wine
RAM: That thang that splits the farwood
ROM: Where the Pope lives
SCREEN: What to shut when black fly season starts
SERIAL PORT: A red wine you drink with breakfast
SOFTWARE: Them darn plastic knives and forks
SUPER CONDUCTOR: Amtrak's employee of the year
TERMINAL: Time to call the undertaker
WINDOWS: What to shut when it gets cold outside

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