You might be a Redneck Jedi


You might be a Redneck Jedi If . . .
*You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
*Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
*You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
*At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
*You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.
*You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
*You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
*You ever lost a hand during a light saber fight because you had to spit.
*The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
*Wookies are offended by your BO
*You have ever used The Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
*You have ever used The Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
*Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
*You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
*You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land speeder.
*You think Han Solo would look better in a flannel cause he looks like a little sissy in that vest.
*You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
*You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
*Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
*You ever fell in love with your sister.
*You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as "them damn Yankees."
*You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
*You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with red wood deck.
*You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during the cantina scene.
*In your opinion, that Darth Vader fellow just "ain't right."

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