Hillbilly Computer Terms

Learn your computer terms! :-)

Backup.........What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.

Bar Code......Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern.

Bug...............The reason you give for calling in sick.

Byte..............What your pitbull dun to cusin Jim Bob.

Cache...........Needed when you run out of food stamps.

Chip.............Pasture muffins that you try not to step on.

Terminal.......Time to call the undertaker.

Crash...........When you go to Junior's party uninvited.

Digital..........The art of counting on fingers.

Diskette.......Female disco dancer.

Fax.............What you lie about to the IRS.

Hacker.......Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.

Hardcopy...Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.

Internet.......Where cafeteria workers put on their hair.

Keyboard...Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.

Mac............Big Bubba's favorite fast food.

Megahertz...How your head feels after 17 beers.

Modem.......What ya do when the grass gets too high.

Mouse Pad..Where Mickey and Minnie live.

Network......Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line.

Online..........Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.

ROM..........Where the pope lives.

Screen........Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.

Serial port.. A red wine you drink with breakfast.

Superconductor...Amtrak's Employee of the Year.

SCSI...........What you call your week-old underwears.