Collection of Bumper Stickers


Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Horn broken, watch for finger.

All men are idiots ... I married their king.

The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

Help wanted: telepath. You know where to apply

Revenue Commissioners.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got (unless you're AIB, of course)

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Hang up and drive.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather ...
Not screaming and yelling...like his passengers.

I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.

It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to GET you!

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Indicators!

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

He/She who laughs last thinks slowest

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

Be nice to your kids. They'll be choosing your nursing home.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

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