How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?
"How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?"
(Answered by Dogs)
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! Pulleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Can I?
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Pug: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still mess on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Boxer: Who cares? I can find my squeaky toys in the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover...
Pointer: I see it, there it is. There it is, right there....
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
Hound: ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz..zzz...zzz...zzz...zzz
Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is, how long will it be before I can expect light?
(Answered by Dogs)
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! Pulleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Can I?
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Pug: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still mess on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Boxer: Who cares? I can find my squeaky toys in the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover...
Pointer: I see it, there it is. There it is, right there....
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
Hound: ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz..zzz...zzz...zzz...zzz
Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is, how long will it be before I can expect light?
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